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My Therapist Ghosted Me

Join Vogue Williams & Joanne McNally for a weekly chat with 100% honesty guaranteed. "My Therapist Ghosted Me" is the result of Joanne's therapist doing just that! Ignoring her calls, refusing to answer the door at the clinic, or speak to her after she'd tracked him down at Enfield crematorium as he scattered his Aunt's ashes. Despite it all, it’s often said that friends give the best therapy so Vogue & Joanne have teamed up to do exactly that (alongside a generous helping of laughter as that too is said to be the best form of therapy). Together they will give 100% unqualified, unsubstantiated but up front and honest advice on the plethora of issues they and many others continue to grapple with. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com For live shows, merch and more, visit mytherapistghostedme.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast, email: GlobalStudiosSales@global.com

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8/28/2026

Vogue's Baby Shower at Joanne's! artwork

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Vogue's Baby Shower at Joanne's!

My Therapist Ghosted Me

Did a lot of preparation go into this so-called "baby shower" episode? Yes, by hard working people behind the scenes. (Bless you, Pete.) Did Joanne ignore all of the preparation and planning? Mostly, yes. Did Vogue expect much? Realistically, probably not. Is this an absolutely mad episode where the end-of-term vibes were strong and where both Vogue & Joanne forgot they were supposed to be making a podcast? Definitely. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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8/26/2026

MTGM EXTRA! "Does opening your relationship REALLY work?! " artwork

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MTGM EXTRA! "Does opening your relationship REALLY work?! "

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The end of pregnancy vibes are getting stronger on MTGM. With only a couple of eps left until Vogue delivers baby number 4, things are starting to slide into the absurd. Vogue and Joanne reveal why they've never been successful in scoring a camera man and the emails cover everything from body positivity to marital relations (and a lack of them...) My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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8/21/2026

Baby name?? Vogue changed her mind... artwork

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Baby name?? Vogue changed her mind...

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Who would like to know what name Vogue & Spencer had chosen for baby no.4?? It's possibly off the cards now, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a BIG ol' name. With the spot for the name open, Sandra wastes no time whatsoever and Neil is almost out of patience. Meanwhile, there's more childcare for Joanne (she's nailing it) and Andrew Tate's best little boys are waiting outside for him. Wild. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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8/19/2026

MTGM EXTRA! "THIS should be Vogue's new baby's name..." artwork

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MTGM EXTRA! "THIS should be Vogue's new baby's name..."

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This week, Vogue has some interesting revelations on the name for baby no.4... Meanwhile, Joanne is on holiday (agaaaaain) but she's paying the price this time, with more childcare duties and a horrendous relationship with the local insect population. Plus, a listener who needs a confidence boost to put herself out there and make friends at 35 years old... YES SHE CAN. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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8/14/2026

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What happens when Joanne is left in charge of 2 children?

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Joanne is not a Mother, or at least, not yet... That all changed for a few hours this week when a friend left her in charge of 2 children AND a roast dinner to cook. Recollections on the events may vary. Back in baking London, Vogue gets ever closer to meeting baby number 4 and she has a big moral question to ask. Plus, the Jared Leto documentary and the Amanda Knox show in Edinburgh. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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8/12/2026

MTGM EXTRA! “It’s not ALL men… HOWEVER…” artwork

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MTGM EXTRA! “It’s not ALL men… HOWEVER…”

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To the couple of straight, male listeners… we get it. It’s not ALL men. Age gap relationships are a touchy topic and you might feel differently depending on the circumstances… a 50 year old fella and his 19 year old girlfriend? Hmmm… What about a 30+ year gap in a lesbian relationship… All viewpoints valid… My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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8/7/2026

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Has Nara Smith been gaslighting the girlies?!

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Joanne's back from Ibiza via Manchester Airport, where she lost the will to live somewhere between Terminal 1 and Terminal 3. Vogue is calling Nara Smith out for gaslighting the girlies, plus Joanne has a Netflix special and is furious that Ray Gun got a documentary first, Noel Edmonds is releasing lobsters into the sea, Brendan chugged a live oyster the size of a child's leg, and there's a special place in hell for women who don't tell other women they've had a facelift. Put that on a tote bag. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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8/5/2026

MTGM EXTRA! "Spencer was a terrible ride when I first met him..." artwork

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MTGM EXTRA! "Spencer was a terrible ride when I first met him..."

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Joanne is late (stuck in traffic/a taxi/a train... who's to say?!), she's showered in a complete stranger's hotel room without noticing, and she's got approximately four minutes before she has to leave to DJ with James Haskell poolside. Vogue is back from Spain, surviving Heart Breakfast, and did a little wee on the floor this morning. Can you tell Joe's still on holiday? It's fine. We're all fine. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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7/31/2026

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Don't Embarrass Us in Front of James Blunt!!

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Joanne is live from Ibiza and has made a devastating discovery: she might be too old for clubbing. The solution? Retrain as a brunch DJ... Vogue's in Spain too with Spenny who this week told her she's "hardly going to look slender" (he meant well)... Elsewhere, Usher brought a woman on stage for one of his famous lap dances and she was absolutely not into it... so she released one of the most iconic statements of 2026. Joanne discovers that Buzzball Boulders exist and that one single mouse in her house might be five living in her Pop Chips... Plus, is Danny Cipriani asking wedding guests to crowdfund his entire wedding via a Honey Fund? My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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7/29/2026

MTGM EXTRA! "Well I've seen your b**bs but you won't show me the rest" artwork

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MTGM EXTRA! "Well I've seen your b**bs but you won't show me the rest"

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Joanne is live from Ibiza (medicated and hydrated), Vogue is pregnant on a beach and apparently that's illegal now, and Grace Campbell has just walked into frame completely starkers. It's chaos. This week's email comes from a listener trapped in what can only be described as Ireland's longest situationship... four years of Tinder matches, fizzled summers, wedding mishaps and a man who keeps popping up like a Pokémon. Plus: Joanne's internet dies mid-pod, so she's haunting us via WhatsApp voice note. Legend has, she still is... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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7/24/2026

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A warning about Ibiza...

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If the next episode is late, or doesn't happen at all, what you need to know is that Joanne is travelling to Ibiza tomorrow and she's SUPPOSED to be recording the Wednesday episode on Monday morning... Good luck everyone. Before the inevitable happens, though, there's reflection on the World Cup halftime show (wtf...), fascination over twins, LOTS of "Google that Joe" and Joanne's next career as a DJ. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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7/22/2026

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MTGM EXTRA! "Andrew Tate arrested in his little dancing shoes."

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Andrew Tate is not a popular man in these parts... For support following his arrest in Miami, please look elsewhere. Naturally, Vogue & Joanne have thoughts, so let's have them. Plus, an email from a listener who sounds like she's got it all worked out, but needs a nudge in the right direction... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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7/17/2026

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I got a "hey girly" text...

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Vogue has stories from Wimbledon and she might have to stop being seen in public with Spencer... Meanwhile, Joanne has watched the Katie Price doc and she has thoughts. Plus, a heist for the wellbeing age and the uses for activated charcoal...? My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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7/15/2026

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MTGM EXTRA! "The words no woman should have to hear..."

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This episode will be potentially triggering if you've ever lost an entire makeup bag... You've been warned. As Vogue beams in from her Spanish holiday, Joanne is in York with some explaining to do about so-called "Powderpuff Castle". Plus, Joanne once again claims she used to be fluent in French and whether it's time to spare a thought for the football. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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7/10/2026

You've lowered me... Significantly... artwork

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You've lowered me... Significantly...

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IF you don't know what Vogue & Joanne are going to be discussing in this episode, you might want to rewind a touch... It's all kicked off. Massively. We all know it's not what Vogue wanted and OF COURSE it was Vogue who has taken the full brunt of it... So how to resolve this? How can we move forwards? What should be the course of action? You and Lee Andrews are about to find out... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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7/8/2026

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MTGM EXTRA! "Sail on Queen... That guy is a LOSER."

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Vogue is keen to get to the bottom of Joanne's big day out last week... Remember; the plan was two BIG activities in one day. Wimbledon, followed by Harry Styles at Wembley. Massive. How did it go? How did she cope? What REALLY happened?! My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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7/3/2026

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Lady Lambeth

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Something has happened.... It's something that we've all been waiting for and it's definitely for the best that it's happened. BUT WHAT IS IT?! Suffice to say that both Joanne and Vogue are equally pleased. There's a lot to discuss, with Vogue's research on psilocybin and Joanne's latest house challenge... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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7/1/2026

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MTGM EXTRA! "My body took over and I left."

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Let's go through some of the names that come up during this podcast... Nigel Farage. Michael Jackson. Kanye. Wow. Luckily, the lawyers were on hand to give it a listen through and here we are. Closer to home, Joanne has a full hair emergency, so bad that the podcast had to be recorded at a different time and Vogue explains why she wouldn't be thrilled to wear a MAGA hat. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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6/26/2026

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We NEED to talk about Nigeria's goalkeeper...

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It's another episode at Joanne's and the heat is A LOT to cope with. Frankly, it doesn't matter if you're British or Irish, because what we all have in common is an unparalleled ability to talk about how hot it is. Beyond the weather, Vogue and Joanne are heading to Wimbledon next week and in THE SAME DAY, Joanne is off to see Harry Styles, which Vogue obviously can't get her head around... "TWO THINGS IN ONE DAY?!" All that, plus the hottest footballer on Earth and Joanne's new household obsession. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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6/24/2026

MTGM EXTRA! "We've been sleeping together for years, but he's NEVER committed." artwork

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MTGM EXTRA! "We've been sleeping together for years, but he's NEVER committed."

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Joanne watched a Marco Pierre White interview this week and she is obsessed. Fair play too, because it was bananas. Meanwhile, Vogue has been focussed on the Ariana Grande / Ethan Slater story which has apparently come to an end... What next for Ethan? Plus, a listener emails in about a man who looks like he'll never commit... Is that ok? You be the judge... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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